THE HELL WITH BARRY BONDS!

It is 3:16 ET (this is A.M. by the way) and I'm still at work. Some may say: "Wow, why are you at work so late." Well, thank Barry Lamar Bonds. Mr. Roid himself goes deep as I work the overnight sportscenter. HOWEVER, Bonds leaves the game in the 8th inning but the game decides to go 12. It didn't even end until after 2am. That's always fun. I'd like to thank Khalil Greene for ending that garbage. Of course, there is a Barry Bonds press conference that eats up our whole show. That was (pause) NOT awesome. The hell with you Bonds. I know I won't be out of here until 4am at the earliest. Please hit #7-5-6 while I'm in Las Vegas!

WHAT THE !@$#%$%$#@#% IS WRONG WITH THE TIGERS!

I am going to vent and just ramble until I feel like stopping. This team can't hit, can't field, can't throw, can't pitch, and can't get a fucking good bounce to save their lives right now. Losers of 11 of 15, losers of 4 straight series...3 of them to teams under .500, and 10,0000000000 injuries. This team was the best in baseball at the beginning of July and now are dangerously close to falling out of the playoffs just a month later. Yeah yeah, I know I know, it's only August. It's 50 some odd games to play, yadda yadda yadda...but honestly WTF. Somehow, this team has to find a way to stop losing to these bullshit teams (White Sox, Royals) and start beating bitches up again.

Get it done Leyland.

Get it done Detroit!!!